All Hail the Golden Child
Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Every family swears there is a Golden Child. I decided to investigate the claims in our house. The results were loud, brutally honest, mildly concerning, and somehow still inconclusive.

Noah has discovered the magic of behaving beautifully for everyone except the people who pay his bills. At school he is a community service hero who follows directions, completes every job and even earns awards. At home he turns into a teenager who stares at us as if we are speaking ancient Greek. His sisters recreated both versions in a hilarious video that proves we are not imagining things.

A freshly painted basement, ten gallons of Kilz, and one determined child with a pen. Noah keeps us guessing about how much he understands, but moments like this prove he knows exactly what he is doing. Spoiler: he enjoys the performance.

What was supposed to be a simple follow-up at Johns Hopkins turned into a negotiation, a strength demonstration, and a reminder that with Noah, even medical visits come with entertainment value. 💪
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